DECISION 2024: NAME THIS PUPPY
IF YOU DON'T VOTE THE LESSER-OF-TWO-EVIL-NAMES WON'T WIN
Please help Edward Slavsquat name his village puppy.
We did a photoshoot to help you decide:
Here is some information that might help you nominate a name:
Sex: male
Hobbies: eating and sleeping and peeing
Also likes to lick things
Noticeably more relaxed and lackadaisical than his 9 brothers and sisters
ONLY HANDSOME, CHERISHED PAID SUBSCRIBERS CAN SUBMIT CANDIDATE-PUPPY NAMES & VOTE. IF YOU SUPPORT INDEPENDENT VILLAGE BLOGGING AND PUPPIES, CONSIDER AN ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION FOR $35—AN INCREDIBLE BLOG-BARGAIN.