Let's talk about that puzzling peace treaty

Putin claims Kiev (Washington) reneged on a settlement. Let's discuss what this means. Only cool kids (paid subs) allowed!

Putin hold up a page of the document in question.

Hello my enchanting paid subscriber,

Well, I promised you Paywalled Gimmicks, and I always keep my promises.

I am introducing a new semi-regular feature, which I will call The Cool Kids Club, where we (meaning me and you and other paid subs—cool people) can privately chat about Pertinent Issues.

In terms of…