Oh, hi there.
An emergency no-links open thread + warm Monday salutations
Yes, there hasn’t been a blog post for several days. Yes, we didn’t publish the traditional Sunday open thread—which is absolutely haram. But there’s also this:
And yes, your correspondent is typing this on his “pad” because he has been living out of a backpack for the last week, as he terrorizes the South Moravia Region.
Oh, the stories. You will not even believe the stories we are preparing to type for you.
The blogging will recommence with extreme vigor on Friday. Maybe Thursday.
Until then, shill your finest URLs, or just say hello in the comments section.
Your devoted Moravia correspondent,
Riley
Thank you for reading this blog. Have a wonderful day.
WE didn’t publish? WE are preparing?
Is that a royal "we"?
Is there a sidekick with hunchback named Igor who steals the show?
Shotgun wedding with a local Gypsy woman after a not-so-gentle persuasion from her extended family?
Riley joined Czech cult of breatharians (but secretly devours his leather shoes and belt?)
Enjoy Moravia and don't do anything we wouldn't do.
Yesterday I get this in my inbox:
"Putin Bans 5G Across Russia, Destroys All Towers" (you will see whose substack it was in images)
https://imgflip.com/i/7v15f4
https://imgflip.com/i/7v15ug
https://imgflip.com/i/7v16kf (the most fun part)
I was amused and could not believe Riley would not report on such important matters! muahahahah
Are these what you call DISINFO AGENTS?
Id say yes, and worse...