Edward Slavsquat

Edward Slavsquat

RUNOFF ELECTION: WHICH PUPPY NAME WILL PREVAIL?

Five candidate-names. But only one village puppy

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Edward Slavsquat
Apr 23, 2024
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The people (lovely paying subscribers) have spoken.

Last week—okay, eleven days ago, actually—I invited you to vote on a name for my village puppy. The polls were open for 48 hours and the candidate-name with the most “hearts” was to be declared the winner—or so you were told.

But you were deceived.

Changes to the election laws were made in secret without …

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