Russia might shred WHO agreements
The World Health Organization is terrible and Russia must immediately cancel its membership in this Bill Gates-sponsored international murder club. Everyone agrees. It’s a no-brainer.
The problem is, many high-ranking Russian government goons think Dr. Tedros is a total hunk and want to take him to prom and get him pregnant.
The weird thing is, this disgusting infatuation isn’t even mutual. The WHO passed a resolution last week threatening to vacate its office in Moscow. In response, Russia just kind of… moped.
But this is (slowly) starting to change? Interfax has the latest WHO-Russia drama alert:
A list of agreements between the Russian Federation and international organizations for consideration for their denunciation has been sent to the State Duma, said the vice speaker of the lower house, Pyotr Tolstoy.
“The Foreign Ministry has sent a list of such agreements to the State Duma, and together with the Federation Council we plan to analyze them and propose to denounce them,” Tolstoy said on Tuesday in the upper house.
“Russia withdrew from the Council of Europe, now the next step is to withdraw from the WTO (World Trade Organization) and WHO (World Health Organization), which have neglected all obligations towards our country,” Tolstoy added.
“There is work to be done to revise our international obligations, treaties, which today bring not benefit, but direct damage to our country,” the parliamentarian said.
Which agreements are we talking about, specifically, and what does it mean to “denounce” them? We hope the answers to these questions are: 1. All of them 2. Put them through the paper shredder, twice. Tolstoy’s comment about eventually leaving the WHO is obviously encouraging, although this is not the first time he has made this pledge.
Nonetheless, we are pleased to read that lawmakers are starting to take action. Tolstoy isn’t some no-name chump, either: he’s an influential and powerful politician and an all-star among Russian conservatives.
In October, Tolstoy famously berated the government for not being more transparent about its coercive vaccination campaign (“There are few answers to the questions why those who are vaccinated are ill, why those who are vaccinated die, why there are problems and complications after the vaccinations themselves”).
All in all, he’s a good egg.
So… what comes next?
On May 22, the WHO will meet in Geneva for the 75th World Murder Assembly.
The agenda will focus mainly on murder and how to keep doing it. Probably the delegates will also brainstorm a name for the next bogus plague that will force the world to adopt bug-burgers and central bank e-coins: will they choose Monkey Herpes or Sneaky Sigma? It’s a surprise.
To be honest—and honesty is always the best policy—there’s a decent chance that in the very near future we’ll all be locked in our homes, without food, Shanghai-style, forever.
But maybe Russia will say Nyet? Please? We can’t do this again. We need a hug.