Russian doctors worry about Zhirinovsky after EIGHTH injection
All of his veins have collapsed. Intervention is urgently needed.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky cannot stop injecting himself with COVID vaccines. Someone please get him the help he so desperately requires:
As our readers may recall, Zhirinovsky needled himself for the seventh time earlier this month.
After that happened, a virologist told Lenta he was concerned all these non-stop injections could be hazardous to Zhirinovsky’s health.
“[F]or the one and a half years that we have had a vaccine, it would be worth getting no more than three injections,” professor Alexander Chepurnov said.
A lot of people judge Vladimir Zhirinovsky, just because he’s a flamboyant fraud. But maybe instead of being so judgmental, you should try walking a mile in his plus-sized clown shoes?
It’s like what the Bible says: “Let he who has never injected himself with eight Schwab Shots cast the first blood clot.”
What the heck is going on here? First Vladimir Putin snorted Sputnik “nasal powder,” and now Zhirinovsky is shooting up in the State Duma men’s room every 72 hours?
Is this a pandemic or a party?
They are actively trying to demoralize us, by the way.
This post is a masterpiece :)
I get it, he is only trying to ramp up the slapstick factor of the goings-on. It's a good thing, and in keeping with his character. There will be more Zhirik shots coming, many more.