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Margo Jackson's avatar

Wonderful. I'd say that the PCR result from the chickens of Chickenhof was a resounding Negative, and I bet the other, lesser, conference didn't produce anything as good as two eggs.

Gavin Mounsey's avatar

Excellent stuff ! :)

That is great you guys have some stinging nettle in the chicken coop, I posted an article on that plant a while back here:

https://gavinmounsey.substack.com/p/nettle-defiant-protector-of-thresholds

And did a segment on the species with James Evan Pilato on Media Monarchy here:

https://gavinmounsey.substack.com/p/mounsey-minute-episode-17-nettle

Have you guys ever tried using it to make tea or soups (when you are not busy taking all those helpful PCR tests that is) ?

Edward Slavsquat's avatar

Hey Gavin!

We’ve experimented with dandelion tea but haven’t done anything yet with the nettle. I’ll try brewing up some tea and let you know how it goes!

hope you’re doing well my friend!

Gavin Mounsey's avatar

Hey Riley

Great to hear from you man.

ahh Dandelion tea, the bitter stuff that makes you pee a lot and helps breath some life back into the old liver and kidneys after a night of slavsquat dancing (and hanging out with those old village ladies that like to hit the bottle pretty hard) :) I drink it from time to time, excellent health benefits.

Ya man Nettle is really under-rated, so much easier to grow than spinach, yet 5 times as nutritious and usable in the same recipes when cooked. Nettle tea is great with mint, maybe some ginger, and/or green tea. It helps with allergies and just offers a fantastic mineral spectrum.

Sometimes when I am making my batches of seditious sauerkraut I will add some nettle in there (just because I like to break the rules and rebel against conventional recipe expectations!). ;)

I have also added cooked nettle leaves to taco mix, minestrone, chicken lime soup, wonton soup and Borscht! (if any hardcore traditional bortsch enthusiasts read this, please to not go all Def Con 1 mode on me, its just soup people!)

I am well thanks, pretty intense work schedule this summer, sweating it out a lot but I am gonna be heading out west in august to explore an ancient forest filled with towering 1000 year old trees, so I am pretty stoked for that.

How are things going over there at the institute? (aside from the fox challenges) Have you started chopping firewood for winter yet (and building it into far out artistic jenga stacks) ? :)

John VanVoorhees's avatar

You can dig, dry & grind the dandelion root up too for some very powerful heart remedy.

Lily del Mar's avatar

Thank you for seeing things as they are

Edward Slavsquat's avatar

Thanks for reading/watching, Lily. You have a beautiful community, by the way. I would love to come visit!

Lily del Mar's avatar

Whenever you are ready you would be most welcome

Crixcyon's avatar

I'm wondering if a chicken tests positive using a PCR test, do the eggs need to be tested too? Will cooking the eggs under high heat destroy the nasties detected by the PCR test? You Russians are always miles ahead of us Americans. We just murder our chickens over here and skip the testing. But we never know what spooky virus is coming for us next.

Rose Steenhoek's avatar

Well, if a chicken tests positive, it doesn’t get to lay anymore eggs. Neither do any of their companions. You must kill them all.

Water Gypsy Pirate's avatar

The chickens did look very regal as they strutted past ignoring the camera. They should get their own episode on The Crown. They're willingness to discuss the issues reminded me of the Houses of Parliment ... Top praise to the musical director!

John VanVoorhees's avatar

Ha ha ha ......best comment!!!!!!

Charlotte Ruse's avatar

Before the chickadees begin the big BRICS summit can they fetch me an organic cheese omelet with a slice of freshly made multigrain bread. 😁

"All humor aside, BRICS was originally a term coined by British economist Jim O'Neill and later championed by his employer Goldman Sachs in 2001 to designate the group of emerging markets."

So BRICS might be another one of the Empire's theatrical productions giving the downtrodden Global South proles hope there's a savior in the wings. Little do they know, they're being led off a cliff into the same worldwide totalitarian technocracy which is threatening the plebs in the West.

John VanVoorhees's avatar

Fresh omelet from real eggs....exactly!!!

Taniawyrd's avatar

Thank you for the moment of comedy this morning- if only to underscore all of the duplicitous we are surrounded by.

Seeds's avatar

Thank you Edward for this update!

You are the most enlightened geopolitical analyst in the known world!

Since you have the ground covered, we can all go on about our business creating sensible alternatives to all the multi-polar/uni-polar nonsense!

We will be feasting on real food, while the rest eat alphabet soup, flavoured with unmentionables!

Regis Tremblay's avatar

You are one brave SOB Edward! Telling it like it is with a bit of humor, well, a lot of humor. Love you man!

Rhiannon's avatar

Thank you, this made my day!

Mark Alexander's avatar

So if the rooster's PCR test was positive, does that mean he'll end up in the stew pot? Was "ventilation" a cover word for "death"? That would make sense, since that's what killed so many people in the Scamdemic.

Rob (c137)'s avatar

What color BRICkS are used to house the chicken inmates?

Styme's avatar

100% team Davos war is peace strength is ignorance.

G17's avatar

😂😂😂 loved the video

RemexXLI's avatar

I would like ask the Forum Chairman what are the green plants growing in the chicken run? Is it some CHIEF bio-engineered plant to be repulsive to chickens? My chickens would have eaten anything green almost immediately.

John VanVoorhees's avatar

I know they'll eat pumpkin starts, cleaned mine in minutes

Humdeedee's avatar

Receiving important information straight from the chickens peckers is the only way to get fresh laid...eggs. Bravo🙌 C.H.I.E.F. 2026🫡