Very serious Russian politician gets SEVENTH COVID SHOT
And he still wears a mask.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky is the leader the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR).
He is also an accomplished neurotic and compulsive liar.
Coincidentally, Zhirinovsky recently announced he was injected with his seventh coronavirus vaccine. Yes, seven. The number after six. Three multiplied by two plus one. Seven:
Take the wheel, RIA Novosti:
“Get vaccinated, friends. I have already vaccinated with Sputnik V, and this time with KoviVac from the Chumakov Center. This is a classic vaccine with an inactivated virus, a technology that has been tested for decades. In total, for me, this is already the seventh injection since September 2020,” he wrote in his telegram channel.
It’s a proven fact that Sputnik V is 250,000% effective and also cures Ebola, but you don’t hear very much about KoviVac. This “classic vaccine” was approved after being tested on 600 people as part of a Phase I/II trial. There was no need for unnecessary and archaic Phase III testing:
Here’s what our friends at Ivan Chai wrote:
Zhirinovsky was vaccinated against COVID 7 (SEVEN!) times, proving two important statements:
1. Two, three, four, five and even six injections with the coronavirus vaccine are clearly not enough.
2. COVID vaccines are dangerously addictive.
And immediately after the injection he picked up a mask—that is, even the 7th (so-called) vaccination does not guarantee protection.
Even if Zhirinovsky is telling the truth—he isn’t, but it’s okay—what is he trying to prove here?
Are Duma deputies competing to see who can be the most giga-vaxxed? Does the winner get a set of Japanese steak knives?
What is the Russian government doing? Apparently these people are determined to murder their “safe and effective” homegrown vaccines. Sputnik V has already been completely murdered by its own developer.
We have so many questions. We honestly thought the Russian government would tread more carefully after Putin’s “nasal powder” Sputnik booster. We were wrong.
We don’t even know what to type anymore. We can’t stop laughing.
God bless this true believer. May many masks be upon him. A leading candidate for sainthood in the Branch Covidians.
Wow, I bet Zhirinovsky glows in the dark by now!