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Tovarich, i submitted a potato (raw), piece of bread (stale) and jar of vodka (strong) to the authorities for PCR testing and they all came back PSYOP-19 positive.

Everything is as it should be comrade.

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great to see you here!

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Wow, Putin is such a tough guy that he needs 2! PCR tests to protect him from the sniffles.

Russia's supposed to be this technologically advanced nation and somehow they're still scared of a bullshit hyped up flu?

Morons or sell outs.

I'm sure the Duran and other fanbois will see this as wisdom to protect the great leader himself from flu like symptoms 😂.

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Finally someone said it! Duran is obviously pro-BRICS and it disgusts me.

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Is Putin required to take the PCR test? I would not like to catch Covid from Putin.

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Covid has to be tested for Putin, its like Chuck Norris

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Is there a PCR test to determine how many techno/fascists are extracting billions from the government in contracts by offering useless military and surveillance equipment.🤔

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Susan is getting so big. She’s beautiful.

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As expected: all is happening in unison in spite of the pretend differences between the West and Brics. How stupid are they, those whorish technocrats who believe they'll be exempt from what they are inflicting on all of us?

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This all makes sense, since WE are the carbon that they want to rid the whirled of.

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Not to worry. RK jr said, "And by the way, the best thing you can do for climate is to restore the soils. The soils are the solution to everything. Soils will absorb all that carbon."

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Its actually something called regenerative agriculture. I'm in full agreement on it, destruction of topsoil all over the world is IMO the number one "climate" issue. Its actually way better food but it doesn't allow for top-down Sberbank control. This is how I operate my farm.

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Mass graves in the soil ?

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That is what I was wondering.

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I now like this author. I like his snarky attitude. Lol and perfectly prepared he makes it look easy.

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"Funny" how they don't know *anything* about Disease X, except that it will start in Southeast Asia, one of the main hubs of the new multipolar order...

"Hey Southeast Asia - nice region you got there. Would be a shame if anything happened to it..."

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I'm getting my Frankensteinish doc to alter me from being a carbon based unit to a silicon based unit. Thus I cannot be neutered or neutralized. I know they exist 'cause I saw them on a Star Trek episode in the late 60's.

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Indeed, it's abysmal that Susan has not been invited. Could it be that someone suspects she has not received the required injections? (I myself was uninvited from a gathering for this very reason). Or is it that her expressive features could sometimes be said to suggest unwanted emotions like shock, outrage and contempt? But no, that's fanciful. I feel sure they meant to invite her and it's just a simple, very remiss, clerical error.

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We now have same ……beets, lettuce, radishes, Swiss chard!

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I had great hopes for Putin, many years ago. I even invited him for tea and cake (although he never replied to my invite).

So it's very depressing that Russia is just as swamped by self-serving, greedy, stupid idiots in positions of power and influence as everywhere else.

Maybe Putin doesn't know?

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"As per tradition, you will need to take a PCR test to participate in this year’s Eastern Economic festivities."

Sure. Alternately, we could eat some borscht, sing some folk songs, take a hike in the fresh air, go fishing and tell the EEF to go *** itself. Yes, that sounds like a better way to spend the day to me.

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How are PCR test negatives "arranged" for all those who have paid the price to attend?

How is an additional PCR negative "arranged" for the Putin party?

Just wondering.

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Putin is clearly on a Cedar nuts diet , he is immune to virus and pathogens !

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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it!”

George Carlin

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