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Russian doctors worry about Zhirinovsky after EIGHTH injection

All of his veins have collapsed. Intervention is urgently needed.

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Substance abuse is not a game.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky cannot stop injecting himself with COVID vaccines. Someone please get him the help he so desperately requires:

“I’m not carried away.”

As our readers may recall, Zhirinovsky needled himself for the seventh time earlier this month.

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After that happened, a virologist told Lenta he was concerned all these non-stop injections could be hazardous to Zhirinovsky’s health.

“[F]or the one and a half years that we have had a vaccine, it would be worth getting no more than three injections,” professor Alexander Chepurnov said.

A lot of people judge Vladimir Zhirinovsky, just because he’s a flamboyant fraud. But maybe instead of being so judgmental, you should try walking a mile in his plus-sized clown shoes?

It’s like what the Bible says: “Let he who has never injected himself with eight Schwab Shots cast the first blood clot.”

What the heck is going on here? First Vladimir Putin snorted Sputnik “nasal powder,” and now Zhirinovsky is shooting up in the State Duma men’s room every 72 hours?

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Is this a pandemic or a party?

They are actively trying to demoralize us, by the way.

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Natalie
Dec 22, 2021Liked by Edward Slavsquat

This post is a masterpiece :)

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Dec 22, 2021Liked by Edward Slavsquat

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Why would anyone want to stop him ? I tried to stop some friends from taking the jab(s) and their feedback was less than pleasant, so I switched modes.

Now I tell them to take two sets of jabs from two different makers, to be sure. Because there is nothing but pure health in those vials, and double health is always welcome ツ

These concoctions are cleaning the world of the stupid and I only hope the pace will increase.

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