Russian Fauci craves genetic monkey-shot

Based on his safe and effective Sputnik V slurry, of course

A rapacious scam artist (L); a friendly monkey (R)

It’s always comforting when something very predictable happens; it is further proof that the world, despite its veneer of chaotic randomness, is actually a very orderly and dependable place. At times even downright boring.

Case in point: Alexander Gintsburg, the Alexander Nevsky of Russian clot-shot shills, has publicly declared that 1. Russia needs to create a new vaccine to protect against the (soon to be renamed?) monkey plague and 2. he could easily accomplish this task, using his unproven genetic slurry as a template, in as little as three months.

This guy has a true gift for digging up tasty scams; he’s like a truffle hog, but instead he’s a hog who can sniff out delicious and extremely profitable scams.

Anyway:

The big-brain behind Sputnik V was a panelist and guest of honor at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum, and as expected he provided TASS with many juicy quotes:

“Of course, it is necessary to create [a new unproven genetic slurry],” he said, answering the relevant question. “Today, no one can explain why, for no reason at all, this infection was only on the African continent, and now it has spread throughout the world, and write it off only to non-traditional links, which is good, but I'm afraid this will not be the only explanation soon. Every day, the number of detected cases is growing and growing.”

But who will create this “necessary” clot-shot? Have no fear, Gintsburg is here:

You have to respect this hustle:

“We can use adenovirus vectors, on the basis of which Sputnik V was made, to try to make <...> our own vaccine. We won't need 10 years, I hope if we get such a task, we can complete it within 3- 7 months,” [Gintsburg] said on the sidelines of the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum (SPIEF).

Safe and effective.

By the way: which panel discussion did Gintsburg participate in? The climate change one? No no no, of course not; Gintsburg’s panel talked about how to efficiently inject the plebes with “next-generation vaccines”:

Fellow panelists included: Hans Kluge, WHO regional director for Europe; Mikhail Murashko, Russia’s health minister and member of the WHO’s Executive Board; and Veronika Skvortsova, the clot-shot shill who sits on a Bill Gates-funded Virus Scam committee with fellow space lizard Anthony Fauci.

Gintsburg made a guest appearance on a different and even more public health-y panel, but we will save that story for a separate blog post. It’s truly special.

Russians are already lining up for Gintsburg’s new clot-shot. They can’t wait! There are great expectations. Just look at how well Sputnik V has performed over the past year: April 10, 2021 vs. April 10, 2022:

April 10, 2021: Gintsburg says Sputnik V will provide lifelong immunity against “COVID-19”; April 10, 2022: Gintsburg instructs Russians to get re-vaccinated every six months, forever, and suggests it would be totally fine to inject yourself with two boosters at the same time.

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