Biometric identification: It's what Russia craves?
Nobody asked for this but we're getting it anyway
The nations of the world are racing each other to see who can tag their respective cattle in the safest and most voluntary and convenient way. Meanwhile, the cattle bicker on the internet about which rancher has the best and most moral cattle tag.
“So it goes.”
I suppose it’s a matter of taste, really. After all, deciding who gets to tag you is still a choice, technically. Sort of.
In Russia, great advances have been made towards implementing a biometric cattle tag, which is arguably the most convenient cattle tag ever devised because the cattle don’t have to haul around a piece of paper anymore—their face is their tag. If that’s not convenient I don’t know what is.
It’s a proven fact that biometric cattle tags are safe, convenient, 100% voluntary, and implemented gradually so as not to cause suspicion or distress among the cattle.
Allow me to demonstrate.
It’s for your convenience
By now I hope you have realized that your civil liberties privileges are being stripped from you because your government cares deeply about your safety and loses sleep over the possibility of you being inconvenienced.
Moscow is similarly altruistic and selfless:
The Russian government announced at the end of March that citizens would be permitted to register at hotels, spas, campsites, tourist centers, and medical clinics using biometric data stored in the “voluntary” Unified Biometric System.
As usual, the relevant authorities hailed the “convenience” of biometric IDs. The Ministry of Economic Development told TASS that biometric check-in at hotels and other institutions will “allow guests to independently register at any convenient time without queues and waiting”.
Of course, Russians will always be allowed to register at hotels and treatment centers without getting retina-scanned, but why would they want to be inconvenienced?
But just remember: biometric identification is the key to convenience, and only Russian citizens whose data has been entered into the completely voluntary Unified Biometric System will have access to this extremely convenient method of registration, Rospotrebnadzor noted in a press release.
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It has come to our attention that some Russians are not adequately thankful for the newly ratified biometrics law that keeps them extremely safe and secure. Don’t these silly geese read Engli…
While we’re on the topic, by the end of the year Russians in several regions will be able to interact with their local bureaucracies without presenting a domestic passport; they’ll just need to smile for the camera…
But just to be 100% clear: Russians will never been forced to switch to biometric identification; this is about convenience and optimization and giving cherished citizens choices.
It’s also for your safety
Biometric ID is not just a very convenient and easy way to confirm your identity to your rancher, it’s also a great way for your rancher to keep an eye on you as you walk around minding your own business:
In Moscow, the local rancher is always thinking about your safety and convenience:
“In Moscow, in recent years, billions of photo and video images, both cars and people, have been processed, and the quality of recognition, for example, of faces and cars has reached 99.8%, that is, almost 100% recognition,” Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin said at the plenary session of the Forum of Innovation financial technologies Finopolis [on November 8, 2023].
This is all part of Sobyanin’s dream of creating a biometric utopia in which health insurance companies can set monthly premiums based on data taken from implanted medical devices:
Moscow 2030: Creating a biometric paradise
As most of you probably know, Russia’s capital city has been fighting a covert shadow war against Unipolar jaywalking, which is one of the top three threats facing BRICS and the Global So…
Anyway, let’s not give too much credit to Moscow. Other parts of Russia have recognized that facial recognition isn’t a “luxury”—it’s a “necessity” in order to protect against dangerous “new risks”:
Again, this is for your safety. As mkset.ru explained:
“It is also worth noting that the facial recognition system in no way leads to the abuse of civil freedom.”
Are you taking notes? Good, because Perm Krai is accelerating safety for your safety:
“I ask you to intensify your work regarding the implementation of the Safe Region program. All funds are provided in the budget; it is necessary to ensure the purchase and installation of CCTV cameras with facial recognition as quickly as possible. This measure is vital,” Makhonin addressed the Minister of Territorial Security Viktor Batmazov.
… and it’s also completely voluntary
Look: If you don’t want to be face-ID’d, you don’t have to be. It’s completely voluntary. So far, the Unified Biometric System—which is operated by a joint-stock company— boasts approximately 50 million morsels of voluntarily submitted biometric data:
… Except that it’s possible that some of this voluntarily submitted data may have been submitted without consent:
Aren’t cattle tags great? Whether they are American cattle tags, or EU cattle tags, or Eskimo cattle tags, or Ukrainian cattle tags, or Brazilian cattle tags, or Russian cattle tags, all responsible cattle agree that cattle tags are becoming more convenient, more safe, and more necessary during these turbulent and uncertain times.
And these are certainly precarious times for the cattle.
The original cattle tag was marketed as a temporary ID designed to keep an eye on WWI-era spies, draft dodgers, and refugees. Then this temporary “wartime” document magically became the international passport system that we know and love today.
Please familiarize yourself with the history of modern cattle-tagging, because it’s important to understand that we’re entering the cattle-tag End Game; the Opening and Middle Game happened 100 years ago:
One hundred years of cattle-tagging
There was much rejoicing last month when Russia—together with its Multipolar friends and its Collective West arch nemesis—signed a declaration in support of “build[ing] on the success” of “digital COVID-19 certificates.” It was truly precious to witness two very, very distinct blocs, locked in mortal combat/
It’s not great, to be honest. But life goes on.
This is just a roundabout way of sayin’…
…GOATS!
…and PUPPIES.
They are all together in this against "we, the slaves".
"When you take all of this together, there is very clearly a design, as our founders said, to reduce us to absolute slavery under absolute tyranny.
When you see this pattern there recognizing this is a threat to you as an individual, a threat to your family, you need to take proper steps to respond.
If you don't, there is very good chance, that you lose your freedoms, and when you lose your freedoms you're gonna lose all those other nice things that you take for granted like your prosperity, like your security and all the rest of it.
So folks, this is really an existential threat, that we are facing. The regulatory war is one part of an ever broader war on all of us, and we have got to take it seriously, if we hope to pass on the blessings of liberty to the next generation."
— Alex Newman - ENGINEERED WAR: Fastest Path to Controlling Us | Alex Newman - https://rumble.com/v4nogxx-engineered-war-fastest-path-to-controlling-us-alex-newman.html?start=998
Sadly, there are fewer of us every year who remember when checking into a hotel required no ID whatsoever - literally the most convenient option!
But now, yeah, sure, go ahead and fight over whethe a face scan or a plastic card issued by the government is better LOL