Moscow challenges Washington's fly larvae hegemony

The era of unipolar bug-burgers is over. Maggot flour is for everyone

Yikes.

I come bearing game-changing news.

BRICS is rising up against the Satanic West’s monopoly on “puree from black soldier fly larvae”.

Last month, Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin quietly signed a decree allowing food manufacturers to produce “coarse larvae flour” and other anti-globalist delicacies. This is the final judo-chop that will ultimately lead to the collapse of the Bretton Woods system and the creation of a worm-backed global digital currency that honors the true spirit of the United Nations Charter.

Bugs = food security and economic prosperity, as one Russian media outlet correctly reported on November 9:

The head of the department of the Federal Research Center for Animal Husbandry, Professor Roman Nekrasov explained that “the government’s adoption of the resolution is long-awaited and in demand; it will make it possible to officially establish the production and processing of products from black soldier fly larvae by agricultural producers. This opens up the possibility of producing a variety of insect products on a large scale, which will strengthen the country’s food supply.” According to him, insects can now become a kind of mini-livestock that can be raised for human nutrition.

Companies involved in the production of food products from processed insects are going to supply the market with components for making cutlets, sausages, as well as ingredients for protein bars, according to Viktor Eremenko, director of the Unicon consulting company.

Who among us could say no to a succulent larvae sausage?

Meanwhile, industrious visionaries are already lining up to take advantage of this tasty new regulatory framework:

source: URA.ru

I just want to stress that fly larvae will only be used to feed livestock, and the insane conspiracy theory that the Russian government is slowly normalizing bug fare is completely absurd and frankly a bit offensive. The Russian government has even stated publicly that fly larvae won’t replace meat until close-minded Russians change their “mentality”. Check and mate:

source: Kommersant

Unfortunately there are still many Russians with attitude problems who are not excited for their first spoonful of Mite Stroganoff. Case in point: The estimable Dr. Alexander Redko disparaged Mishustin’s Bug Decree in a recent interview with our friends at Katyusha.org:

Redko: Apparently, we are following the trend of globalists who think that tomorrow we will have nothing to eat … Everything that is being done in our country at the present time is due to a lack of morality in the country’s leadership and a refusal to take legal and logical actions that would improve the quality of life of our citizens. We have collected almost 150 million tons of grain in 2023—make sure that we can sell it normally. Make sure that the grain at least goes to feed livestock, which would then go to feed our citizens.

But you decide to replace the grain with fly larvae. This is technically more complex and has not been biologically tested in terms of safety for the health of citizens. Where is the safety data for fertility, the human genome? They don’t exist.

Thus, we will soon get to the point of eating parasitic worms. Because of this moral defect, our rights and our traditions are violated from the top. […]

Fly larvae multiply and grow on manure. Maybe they will also start feeding us processed manure?

Why do Russian patriots hate food security?

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