Edward orders full mobilization: how you can help!
It's now or never, friends. It's time for Total Blog War
Dear Internet Friends,
Together we have accomplished great things—and Edward Slavsquat hasn’t even had its 2-month birthday yet. Soon it will be time for our sixth Sputnik V nasal powder booster.
Many loyal and kind readers have been asking about what they can do to support this blog, financially or otherwise.
If you find the contents of this blog interesting…
If you enjoy reading Edward Slavsquat there are several things you can do that require zero rubles and almost no effort and will still have an immediate positive effect.
“Like” and comment: About 1% of our readers leave comments and press the Heart Button. This is pretty normal for a blog. But if you would like to see our content spread rapidly across the internet—like a false flag Klaus Schwab cyber-pandemic—this level of engagement simply will not suffice. The internet is a giant hivemind where people wrestle for hivemind clout. By “liking” our content you are giving us valuable credibility and signaling to other people that they should consider giving us credibility, too. Of course there is a certain amount of vanity involved here—Edward is only human, and not a gene-cyborg yet, unfortunately—but you would be surprised by the Power of the Like. Besides, aren’t we handsome and worthy of a Heart? Don’t answer that.
Sharing is caring: Another thing you can do which requires a bit more effort but is probably still less cumbersome than Herman Gref’s pay-by-face system: share our articles. We have zero social media presence. We don’t have a Facebook account and until very recently we barely used Twitter. If you have some Twitter or Facebook muscle, consider lending a hand to lil’ Edward, the social media manlet. Even just sharing our articles with your circle of friends and acquaintances will go a long way—many of you already do this and we are eternally grateful.
We know many of you reading this right now are already doing all of these things or at least some of them—and we want to say: thank you. This blog has experienced explosive growth in the last two weeks largely due to word-of-mouth. You guys are true legends. Okay, now about money.
If you have a few rubles to spare…
If you can spare $10, please send it to Anti-Empire.com—which just launched its quarterly fundraiser. You can donate here.
Without Anti-Empire.com, Edward Slavsquat would not exist. In fact, this blog started as a sort of bizarre “column” at Anti-Empire. A sampling of some Old Skool Slavsquat:
Bye, Bye Western Civilization. Sorry It Had to End This Way: A COVID-19 Sign-Off From Moscow (March 23, 2020)
Inside the Czech COVID Protectorate: Panic & Mandatory Face Masks Suffocate the Once Noble Beer Bums of Central Europe (March 25, 2020)
Moscow Surrenders to Coronavirus as Humiliated Russians Ordered to Take Fake 1-Week “Holiday” (March 27, 2020)
Unruly Muscovites Caught Having Barbecues & Enjoying Life. Now They Need QR-Codes to Go Outside (March 30, 2020)
But here’s the thing: after a few weeks of this, we basically gave up. Meanwhile, Anti-Empire’s editor—our dear friend Marko Marjanović—remained in the trenches taking hourly sniper fire from the Virus Taliban.
Marko gave us a platform when literally nobody wanted to read anything we wrote, because it threatened the Narrative about Russia. He has offered much-needed feedback and help with numerous articles we’ve penned—including our Behemoth Takedown of Moscow’s compulsory vaccination policy (which ran exclusively at Anti-Empire). When we launched this Substack in mid-October, Marko gave us tons of free publicity and continues to feature a large and distinctive Edward Slavsquat “ad” on his website—for free. Our first readers all came from Anti-Empire. Without his help we would have started at zero.
Truly independent media should be willing and eager to challenge sacred cows. Marko does this regularly. The internet would be considerably less awful if there were more websites like Anti-Empire. So please consider making a small donation to a site that truly deserves our support and thanks.
What is this blog even about?
Before we go we want to clarify one thing.
This blog is not about Doom and Gloom. It’s also not about dunking on Putin or whatever. We don’t even claim to have good answers to the questions some might have after reading our internet articles.
Things are pretty bad just about everywhere. The temptation to sink into deep despair is totally normal. But by doing so you are allowing the COVID freak circus to occupy your mind—one of the last places on Earth where you don’t need a digital cattle tag to enter.
What you have to understand is that these people don’t deserve to be feared. They are unworthy of your anxiety.
Sergey Sobyanin, the vax-pushing parasite who runs Moscow, is so fragile and pathetic that he refuses to answer “unpleasant questions” from his own city government.
You’re going to let someone like that make you feel bad? Why?
You should only feel disgust for these blobs of human failure—maybe a sense of pity if you’re an uncanonized saint.
We cannot stress this enough: the only thing the global COVID cabal is worthy of is never-ending mockery. If you give them anything extra you are cheating yourself and you’re also validating their miserable, slug-like existence. Don’t do that.
"You should only feel disgust for these blobs of human failure"
100%, these people are pathetic, contemptible, they talk tough but couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. It's clear that most of them are also absolutely TERRIFIED - that goes for all of them all over the world.
Who knows what kompramat the parasite class has on them to make them do what they are doing, but also who cares? Mock these people, mock all of them. It's all they are good for - laughing at.
"But by doing so you are allowing the COVID freak circus to occupy your mind—one of the last places on Earth where you don’t need a digital cattle tag to enter." - Fear not, I'm sure Dear Klaus is feverishly working on closing this pesky, little loophole as we speak.