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Hello.

I hope you enjoy this special audio dispatch, in which your correspondent attempted to answer questions that were asked in … May. Better late than never.

Have a serene Sunday.

— Riley

P.S. — I have included a few photographs to help you better visualize the groundbreaking research going on right now at the Edward Institute.

The Edward Slavsquat News Desk

Ekaterina’s corn. She grew it not me. She wanted you to know that.

Susan in a bag

A photo taken during my morning walk to the well

Whiskey the cat taking Edward’s Tesla for a ride

Edward Junior meets a duck